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#251 2019-10-29 06:27:00

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Re: BunsenLabs quotes

^ Like I wrote:

ohnonot wrote:

self-aggrandisement without context won't be added!

That said, there surely are some gems hidden in BLizgreat!'s posts, maybe we can dig up some.
Also, the idea is that the quotes are ours, not taken from elsewhere. Keep in mind that the fortune program has many different quote sources.

glittersloth wrote:

https://forums.bunsenlabs.org/viewtopic … 856#p92856

clusterF wrote:

I used to be a two finger typist before i discovered gnu linux.

ohnonot: Now I'm a three finger typist! big_smile

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#252 2019-10-29 06:30:41

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Re: BunsenLabs quotes

ohnonot wrote:

...
ohnonot: Now I'm a three finger typist! big_smile

With occasional use of forehead  monkey


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#253 2019-10-29 20:11:43

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Re: BunsenLabs quotes

damo wrote:
ohnonot wrote:

...
ohnonot: Now I'm a three finger typist! big_smile

With occasional use of forehead  monkey

Sounds like Dobbie, with all that headbanging.

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#254 2019-10-29 21:05:04

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Re: BunsenLabs quotes

glittersloth wrote:
damo wrote:
ohnonot wrote:

...
ohnonot: Now I'm a three finger typist! big_smile

With occasional use of forehead  monkey

Sounds like Dobbie, with all that headbanging.

I have a rubber padded keyboard for such events.

There is only so much damage one mans brain can take. I thsdlkhuy klnnnnlk..........

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#255 2019-10-30 01:51:07

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Re: BunsenLabs quotes

Dobbie03 wrote:
glittersloth wrote:
damo wrote:

With occasional use of forehead  monkey

Sounds like Dobbie, with all that headbanging.

I have a rubber padded keyboard for such events.

Their is only so much damage one mans brain can take. I thsdlkhuy klnnnnlk..........

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#256 2019-11-02 07:15:06

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Re: BunsenLabs quotes

glittersloth wrote:
damo wrote:
ohnonot wrote:

...
ohnonot: Now I'm a three finger typist! big_smile

With occasional use of forehead  monkey

Sounds like Dobbie, with all that headbanging.

Our Lisa probably types with forefinger and pinky, in addition to forehead.  devil

PS:
erm, should we split this babble offf...

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#257 2019-11-02 07:59:01

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Re: BunsenLabs quotes

OK, I'm adding this one:
https://forums.bunsenlabs.org/viewtopic … 101#p93101

hhh wrote:

Is that a cat scrubbing its genitals? He looks happy.
Happy Cat, un-see it you cannot.

Sue me big_smile

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#258 2019-11-06 06:21:24

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Re: BunsenLabs quotes

Here:

hhh wrote:

Not only do I like gluten, I order all my breads extra-gluten! That's right, I ask them to inject more gluten into the batter via a hypodermic! Then I serve it with Mexican cartel avacodo-spread! The mule who delivers my gluten injections and illegal avocados drives a Prius covered in flame-throwers! It's straight out of Fury Road, it was actually epic when he rolled into my mom's gated community in Port St. Lucie West when I was visiting her and the invoice address got messed up.

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#259 2019-11-09 05:15:20

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Re: BunsenLabs quotes

glittersloth once more:

These days, I rate a site's "aesthetique" based on the numbers in the badges on top of the uBO, POOP, Decentraleyes, ClearURLs and CanvasBlocker extension icons in my browser toolbar. The lower the numbers, the prettier the site, in my eyes.

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#260 2019-11-14 02:07:43

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Re: BunsenLabs quotes

damo wrote:
BLizgreat! wrote:

... errrr the thread ( MY THREAD BTW hmm ) ...

One for the Quotes? big_smile


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#261 2019-11-14 09:50:37

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Re: BunsenLabs quotes

^ big_smile Don't worry fellas, am sure am bound to type some quote worthy babble at some point. If someone babbles enough ( and yep, I clearly do)eventually they're bound to say something profound. wink

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#262 2019-11-14 09:52:38

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Re: BunsenLabs quotes

Aaaand another one!

BLizgreat! wrote:

If someone babbles enough ( and yep, I clearly do) eventually they're bound to say something profound. wink


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#263 2019-11-14 10:16:18

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Re: BunsenLabs quotes

BLizgreat! wrote:

^ big_smile Don't worry fellas, am sure am bound to type some quote worthy babble at some point. If someone babbles enough ( and yep, I clearly do)eventually they're bound to say something profound. wink

I didn't want to bring up monkeys, typewriters and Shakespeare but you did it yourself  monkey  wink

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#264 2019-11-14 10:18:35

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^LOL !!! Now that's quote worthy Jimbo_G ! smile

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#265 2019-11-15 07:54:10

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Re: BunsenLabs quotes

BLizgreat! wrote:

If someone babbles enough ( and yep, I clearly do) eventually they're bound to say something profound. wink

I'm going with this one.

BLizgreat!, I really hope you don't take this as encouragement to write even more.

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#266 2019-11-17 16:29:25

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Re: BunsenLabs quotes

https://forums.bunsenlabs.org/viewtopic … 878#p93878

glittersloth wrote:

Whether vim or emacs, it's always good to learn them proper, either via their in-built tutorials or through some online documentation or printed papyrus. This goes without saying. There's no substitute. It's like garlic powder vs actual garlic. The former is just a simulation. Only the latter is strong enough to ward off vampires.

glittersloth wrote:

Reminder/PSA - Never take vim seriously. Once you do, life get's turned upside down. You'll wonder why yy isn't yanking shit on someone else's text editor, you'll be totally lost when f doesn't show the link shortcuts on a browser without Vimium installed, and when playing an online game and everyone goes gg at the end for "good game", you'll be sitting there asking yourself why all these people want to scroll to the top of the chat console.

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#267 2019-11-17 18:16:25

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Re: BunsenLabs quotes

glittersloth is a little overrepresented in our fortune file, so I'm going with the latter only.

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#268 2019-11-17 18:20:11

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Re: BunsenLabs quotes

cog wrote:

Do you mind if I reuse your original coined sound "brrprrrrttt"?  I have a family member that is way into (actually she's probably normal and I'm not because I don't wait behind Brad Pitt's trow to see or hear what comes out) celebrity gossip.  This will come in very useful.

oh my, I have to add this one too. wink

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#269 2019-11-17 19:45:34

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Re: BunsenLabs quotes

I vote this post be included in the BL Quotes:

ohnonot wrote:

What do you call a herd of monkeys fighting in a dilapidated theatre?
Oh no, not again...

angel  angel  angel  lol


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#270 2019-11-17 19:52:22

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Re: BunsenLabs quotes

^  conteeeext!!!!

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#271 2019-11-17 21:26:28

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Re: BunsenLabs quotes

ohnonot wrote:

^  conteeeext!!!!

systemdo, systemdon't, systemmaybe?


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#272 2019-11-18 19:42:35

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Re: BunsenLabs quotes

https://forums.bunsenlabs.org/viewtopic … 019#p94019

BLizgreat! wrote:

This has been a moment of self-righteous and mostly pointless babble rant brought to you by Babble Inc. smile


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#273 2019-11-19 06:32:02

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Re: BunsenLabs quotes

^ too self-centered.

damo wrote:
ohnonot wrote:

^  conteeeext!!!!

systemdo, systemdon't, systemmaybe?

That works I guess:

ohnonot (about Debian's second round of systemdo, systemdon't, systemmaybe): What do you call a herd of monkeys fighting in a dilapidated theatre?
Oh no, not again...

Also

BLizgreat! wrote:

Would try a jedi mind trick and try to get the thread back on topic but we all know that never works in any gnu/Nix thread ... EVER.

and

BLizgreat! wrote:

Am going to have to start referring to upstream as "uphill" and we all know which way chit rollz.

from here and onwards: https://forums.bunsenlabs.org/viewtopic … 010#p94010

Added all 3, and pushed.

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#274 2019-11-20 03:12:01

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Re: BunsenLabs quotes

https://forums.bunsenlabs.org/viewtopic … 059#p94059

misko_2083 wrote:

I'm also a multitasker, I can listen, ignore and forget at the same time.

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#275 2019-11-20 04:38:49

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Re: BunsenLabs quotes

Sector11 wrote:

I vote this post be included in the BL Quotes:

ohnonot wrote:

What do you call a herd of monkeys fighting in a dilapidated theatre?
Oh no, not again...

angel  angel  angel  lol

The NSFW quote-response, I believe, would be "The Rocky Horror Picture Literal Sh*t Show (Featuring The Monkeys)." I'm going with that.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=umj0gu5nEGs

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