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#301 2020-01-31 20:32:12

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Re: BunsenLabs quotes

Oh sure like I don't get a say here?
ROOOOAAAAAR look out Tony!


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#302 2020-02-01 11:52:44

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Re: BunsenLabs quotes

Sector11 wrote:

Oh sure like I don't get a say here?

You do have a say, but it's a democracy, and last I checked, democracy has failed us all. Welcome to the club.

Edit:
Don't fret, corona will kill us all anyway.

Edit2:
I meant the virus, not that weaksauce beer.

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#303 2020-02-01 11:55:57

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Re: BunsenLabs quotes

lol  lol  lol

Edit
sad  sad  sad

Edit2
lol  lol  lol


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#304 2020-02-02 03:44:55

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Re: BunsenLabs quotes

glittersloth wrote:
Sector11 wrote:

Oh sure like I don't get a say here?

You do have a say, but it's a democracy, and last I checked, democracy has failed us all. Welcome to the club.

Edit:
Don't fret, corona will kill us all anyway.

Edit2:
I meant the virus, not that weaksauce beer.

Another candidate?


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#305 2020-02-04 06:23:04

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Re: BunsenLabs quotes

^ which bit?

Sector11 wrote:

Oh sure like I don't get a say here?
ROOOOAAAAAR look out Tony!

I was trying to get the S11 context in there but couldn't think of an elegant solution.

Look at it like this:

  • it works out of context

  • it works for most Linux users

  • there's an additional insider joke (that one's on you then)

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#306 2020-02-11 12:02:51

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Re: BunsenLabs quotes

glittersloth wrote:

People are filthy. We shed, we secrete, we have microscopic bugs crawling all over us, we fling tiny particles of spit when talking to each other. Doesn't matter who you are are where you're from. Not even OpenBSD devs auditing code naked in a hermetically sealed room are exempt.

https://forums.bunsenlabs.org/viewtopic … 280#p97280

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#307 2020-02-11 18:41:17

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Re: BunsenLabs quotes

^ added, pushed.


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#308 2020-02-12 05:00:07

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Re: BunsenLabs quotes

Risque, but related...

hhh wrote:

And we're back to Stallman chewing his own foot calluses. What a time to be alive.

Source...

https://forums.bunsenlabs.org/viewtopic … 324#p97324

I'll understand if you reject this quote for carrying g-sloth's "visceral" quote one step (Get it? One step? Feet! He chews his own feet!) too far. Cue A Bridge On The River Kwair (Get it? The foot has an arch, it's like a bridge. Many bridges are arches, in fact! I'm so smart!)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=83bmsluWHZc

"Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the Masses, not from (insert dictatorship or corporate oligarchy here)."

One more the Lulz, early Fry and Laurie ahead of their time...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c-WO73Dh7rY

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#309 2020-02-13 17:55:14

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Re: BunsenLabs quotes

sorry, hhh, I'm not going to add anything denigrating RMS given recent development.
That image also makes me gag.

hhh wrote:

One more the Lulz, early Fry and Laurie ahead of their time...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c-WO73Dh7rY

What is this??? It's good, almost... almost like Monty Python?


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#310 2020-02-13 18:21:25

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Re: BunsenLabs quotes

I could add this one though, if you want to:

But, in general, and the reason stereotypes exist... We are.

Lazy and fat. We'll fire up the riding lawnmower to get to the corner store before we'll actually walk there.

Self-centered, self-entitled and uneducated. Racist. Sexist. Class-ist. Age-ist. Drugged out, money hungry, dopamine and opiate addicted and reality-TV addicted and social-media addicted and celebrity addicted escapists. Enraged by the fake news fed to us, delighted by the SuperBowel (sic),

Homeless? Mentally challenged? Poor? Mexican? Disabled? Veteran? Screw you.

Fake jingoistic and screw the rest of the world.

So there's that.

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#311 2020-03-19 09:13:19

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Re: BunsenLabs quotes

post

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ohnonot wrote:

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#312 2020-03-19 19:34:25

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Re: BunsenLabs quotes

^ Not all that funny imo, but it works out of context and probably isn't unpleasant to read on your desktop after logging in...
so, added, pushed.


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#313 2020-03-20 15:23:34

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Re: BunsenLabs quotes

Sektor11:

What I get out of it: As individuals we don't have all the answers to all our questions but collectively we do much better at finding a solution. [ And that's one big zipper zapper!]*

*Only funny in the context

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#314 2020-03-21 08:00:59

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Re: BunsenLabs quotes

Added:

Sector11: As individuals we don’t have all the answers to all our questions but collectively we do much better at finding a solution.

...commit, and push!


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#315 2020-03-31 21:03:30

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Re: BunsenLabs quotes

https://forums.bunsenlabs.org/viewtopic … 780#p99780

glittersloth wrote:

Note: The opinions expressed in this post are those of the original author. They do not purport to reflect the opinions or views of the poster, even if the poster is the original author.


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#316 2020-05-13 07:39:55

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Re: BunsenLabs quotes

Not sure if it's fair game to quote creators of competing operating systems...

Theo de Raadt wrote:

It isn't a matter of trust, it is simply that '|sh' is the new "shar", we are no longer living in that safer time.

Edit;
Source = https://marc.info/?l=openbsd-tech&m=158926552405950&w=2

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#317 2020-05-13 07:42:02

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Re: BunsenLabs quotes

^ and what's "shar"?


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#318 2020-05-13 08:06:37

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#319 2020-05-15 18:52:41

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Re: BunsenLabs quotes

Funnily, just 1 or 2 hours after I posted I listened to Klaatu from Gnuworldorder explain shar.
While I totally agree with what TdR is saying there, it's just not a Bunsen quote, sorry.
But I'd like to point out that you can combine quote collections in fortune and also in bl-quotes.
Considering how some people worship de Raadt's corrosive utterances, I'm sure there's a (mis)fortune cookie collection, too...


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#320 2020-05-15 22:15:07

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Re: BunsenLabs quotes

ohnonot wrote:

... I'm sure there's a (mis)fortune cookie collection, too...

lol lol lol lol lol lol lol

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#321 2020-06-23 19:35:00

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Re: BunsenLabs quotes

I would recommend this:

glittersloth wrote:

I've never worn a beard or grown a bra before, so I can't provide a fair assessment.

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#322 2020-06-23 21:52:37

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Re: BunsenLabs quotes

Naik wrote:

I would recommend this:

glittersloth wrote:

I've never worn a beard or grown a bra before, so I can't provide a fair assessment.

naik --greetz

Everyone knows I'm a fan of sloth's, but this quote is a little too surreal for me, especially with the Bunsen Beaker avatar. Meep! big_smile

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#323 2020-06-24 06:57:51

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Re: BunsenLabs quotes

Added, pushed.

Please keep'em coming!

I just added some rules to the README:

Rules for adding new quotes
  • must come from BL or crunchbang forum (we'd love some more #! forum items!)

  • must work out of context

  • must be original, meaning it must not be another person's re-quote.

  • must be family friendly or safe for work or whatever that's usually called - but since BL forum is family friendly anyhow that goes without saying. And don't take this too strictly wink

  • don't abuse this to glorify yourself or push some agenda; think of the BL users actually reading this when they log into their system. If in doubt it often helps to wait 24h, then think again.

It does not have to be a joke, It can be quoteworthy for many reasons. Feel free, we add what you want, not what this repo's maintainer wants!

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#324 2020-06-24 14:48:01

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Re: BunsenLabs quotes

hhh wrote:

Everyone knows I'm a fan of sloth's, but this quote is a little too surreal for me, especially with the Bunsen Beaker avatar. Meep! big_smile

glittersloth is a "gem".  A little rough around the edges at times BUT he always leaves little gems here and there that have me either lol or ROTFLOL.

Love him, would miss him terribly if he ever packed his saddle bags, slung them over his lowrider, and burned a trail off into the sunset.  yikes


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#325 2020-06-24 23:39:02

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Re: BunsenLabs quotes

He's mostly using Apple products now, he could turn at any time.

If he does, inject him with BSD and prepare to resuscitate with grlm, stat! The power of linux compels you!!! THE POWER OF LINUX COMPELS YOU!!!!!

(wrestles The Devil through the Windows™ to our fall into Hell)

Doctor, the lab tests are in. I'm afraid... we'll need to recompile everything.

Linux From Scratch?!? Gentoo??!!!??? Are you mad, we don't have time, half the drivers don't work!!!!! (recomposes...)

OK. Bring up the Arch Wiki.

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