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#1 2018-09-03 19:56:43

brontosaurusrex
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Chuck Norris truths as told by Texas Longhorn

The idea: Texas longhorn telling Chuck truths on term startup

Result:

 _________________________________________
/ Chuck Norris can install a 64 bit OS on \
\ 32 bit machines.                        /
 -----------------------------------------
 ____              \                           ____
    /               \                          \
    (__________________________________________)                  
                        (oo)                   
                 /-------\/         
                / |     ||               
               *  ||----||           
                  ~~    ~~

Stuff you need:
https://github.com/brontosaurusrex/stre … ents/jokes
https://raw.githubusercontent.com/bront … r/bin/seen (on $PATH)

apt install cowsay

.zshrc example: (adjust paths accordingly)

# Chuck
( cd ~/source/stretchbang/.experiments/jokes && cowsay -f ./texas.cow "$(./chuck)" )

or/and alias: (adjust paths accordingly)

alias chuck='( cd ~/source/stretchbang/.experiments/jokes && cowsay -f ./texas.cow "$(./chuck)" )

Last edited by brontosaurusrex (2018-09-03 21:13:04)

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#2 2018-09-04 02:27:28

hhh
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Re: Chuck Norris truths as told by Texas Longhorn

I love it.

http://www.icndb.com/the-jokes-2/

Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA. Decades from now your descendants will occasionally clutch their heads and yell "What The Hell was That?"

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#3 2018-09-04 02:34:39

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Re: Chuck Norris truths as told by Texas Longhorn

The Chuck Norris ones are real gems!


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#4 2018-09-04 05:36:35

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Re: Chuck Norris truths as told by Texas Longhorn

so.
this is where all the fun was hiding.
those jokes are hilarious.
should i start watching chuck norris movies?

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#5 2018-09-04 12:04:47

brontosaurusrex
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Re: Chuck Norris truths as told by Texas Longhorn

ohnonot wrote:

should i start watching chuck norris movies?

I'am afraid to say no, since Chuck may be reading this, so yes you should.

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#6 2018-09-04 21:17:08

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Re: Chuck Norris truths as told by Texas Longhorn

If there's one thing to watch, it's this...

Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee - Way Of The Dragon (climactic scene, 1972)

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#7 2018-09-04 21:27:34

iMBeCil
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Re: Chuck Norris truths as told by Texas Longhorn

^Didn't know there actually were one person who won a fight against Chick Norris?!?!?!??! How is/was that possible?  monkey  monkey


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#8 2018-09-04 21:29:40

hhh
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Re: Chuck Norris truths as told by Texas Longhorn

ohnonot wrote:

so.
this is where all the fun was hiding.
those jokes are hilarious.

Welcome to America!!!!!

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#9 2018-09-05 05:56:06

ohnonot
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Re: Chuck Norris truths as told by Texas Longhorn

hhh wrote:

when CN started to shake his hair i just knew that this is a parody.
big_smile
the next 9 minutes were excrutiating. who was watching that? or is that the director's cut?
and what's with the kitten? some enigma.

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#10 2018-09-05 06:29:42

brontosaurusrex
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Re: Chuck Norris truths as told by Texas Longhorn

^They just cut out scenes where Lee was begging for mercy, replaced with kitten.

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#11 2018-09-05 22:52:58

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Re: Chuck Norris truths as told by Texas Longhorn

LOL!

It was the highest-grossing film in Hong-Kong in 1972.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Way_of_the_Dragon

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