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I think we can get away with thread derailment in this section.....
"All we are is dust in the wind, dude"
- Theodore "Ted" Logan
"Led Zeppelin didn't write tunes that everybody liked, they left that to the Bee Gees."
- Wayne Campbell
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more derailment . . . @hhh - we follow each other on soundcloud and a done so for many years . . .
You absolute muppet. ![]()
I don't care what you do at home. Would you care to explain?
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Thank you
absolute muppet
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Muppet. It's a fantastic insult. If used just at the right moment against the right person it can be a devastating move.
"All we are is dust in the wind, dude"
- Theodore "Ted" Logan
"Led Zeppelin didn't write tunes that everybody liked, they left that to the Bee Gees."
- Wayne Campbell
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It's a Brit thing, I guess, though not unique to the English colonies (we use it some in The States as well, although prefaced by "f8cking", usually). Using ordinary words to take the piss out of someone by adding "absolute" or "proper" or "what a/an" in front of it.
What a proper bell-end.
I learned all of this from the glory years of Top Gear, of course.
"I've said it many times, the man is a knob. But I quite like him." (a quote by James May about Jeremy Clarckson when he opened the doors for reporters following the show's cancellation)
Reporter: What do you understand about what happened?
James May: Not very much, I was blind drunk. ... Uh, no further comments, sorry.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qo85xMi8imY
James May is my role model, you utter pillock. (pillock is 16th century for penis-head (dickhead/Richard Cranium) and bell-end and knob are both the same, so I guess it helps to reference a man's Schwanzstucker for maximum effect)
I don't care what you do at home. Would you care to explain?
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