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martix · 2017-07-15 18:22:29

Let's call Dr. Strangelove on a hot summer's day.

Sector11 · 2017-07-15 18:40:03

That's disgusting, give the guy a bra!

Head_on_a_Stick · 2017-07-15 18:41:52

^ https://forums.bunsenlabs.org/viewtopic.php?id=2066?

8o

Sector11 · 2017-07-15 18:46:02

Or a T-shirt

unklar · 2017-07-15 21:27:55

martix wrote:

Kim Jong-un Stunt Double
Let's call Dr. Strangelove on a hot summer's day.

even when the fun thread seems ...
I wonder if you do not have something in your head?

Maybe you somehow sick in the head?

KrunchTime · 2017-07-15 23:44:16

Characteristics of a Madman

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PackRat · 2017-07-16 00:37:53

Sector11 wrote:

Did you ever see Dr Strangelove? I was funny in it's day - today it's a nostalgic silly

Dr. Strangelove is hilarious - and still relevant after 53 years. One of the best movies ever. Peter Sellers = comic genius.

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Sector11 · 2017-07-16 01:38:28

Peter Sellers was/is and probably will be for a long time to come: The Best! He KNEW how to make people laugh.

My first film I remember seeing him in was "The Pink Panther Strikes Again" (1976) in Chilliwack BC. A buddy saw it on the marquee as we drove by the theatre and said, "We have to see this!"
"Why?"
"What, you've never see a Pink Panther movie?"
"Nope!"
"OH You're in for a treat!"

Never laughed so hard in my life and actively went looking for VHS tapes of the earlier Pink Panther movies. And of course ANYTHING AND everything "Peter Sellers" since. That's when I 'discovered' "Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb"

Steve Martin, funny in his own right, but failed miserably as Inspector Clouseau, there can not be another Clouseau. Clouseau is Peter Sellers is Clouseau IMHO. His death was a loss and could not agree with you more:

PackRat wrote:

Peter Sellers = comic genius.

I forgot Alan Arkin ... no not cool.

PackRat · 2017-07-16 03:06:04

martix wrote:

Let's call Dr. Strangelove on a hot summer's day.
https://cdn.scrot.moe/images/2017/07/15/p.md.jpg

Yes, my refrigerator is running:

martix · 2017-07-16 03:34:34

unklar wrote:

martix wrote:
Kim Jong-un Stunt Double
Let's call Dr. Strangelove on a hot summer's day.
even when the fun thread seems ...
I wonder if you do not have something in your head?
Maybe you somehow sick in the head?

Kim Jong-un Stunt Double:

My doctor told me it's not the case.

Good for him.

(Otherwise he might be in a working camp.)

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unklar · 2017-07-16 07:33:19

martix wrote:

(Otherwise he might be in a working camp.)

So it's sick!

KrunchTime wrote:

Characteristics of a Madman

Fox News is in this country considered as Face News known.

ragamatrix · 2017-07-16 20:48:54

Boris - Vian - La java des bombes atomiques - 1954
translation... most of:

The Atomic Bomb Java
My uncle, a famous handyman, was an atomic bomb enthusiast.
Despite having no training, he was a true genius in matters practical.
He’d spend all day locked up deep in his workshop carrying out experiments
And in the evening he’d return home and put us all in a trance
With everything he told us.
 
"Making an A-bomb, my children, believe me,
It is no piece of cake.
The issue of the detonator is resolved in a quarter of an hour -
After that, things are different.
As regards the H-bomb, matters are no simpler.
However, one thing torments me.
Namely, the detonators of my making only have a range
Of three and a half meters.
There’s something wrong here,
I’ll be right back."
 
He worked for days
Trying, lovingly, to improve the model
While he was having lunch with us
He devoured his pasta-soup in a single gulp
We saw his fierce expression, he had encountered an unforeseen obstacle
But we dared not say a thing
And then one evening during dinner, there’s my uncle sighing
And crying:
 
"As I grow older, I realize
My brain is faltering
Seriously, let’s tell it like it is, it’s more than a brain
It’s like white sauce.
See, for months and years I’ve been working to increase
My bomb’s range
And it did not occur to me that the only thing that matters
Is the place where it falls.
There’s something wrong here,
I’ll be right back."
 
Given the bomb’s imminent completion, all the high heads of state
Paid him a visit.
He welcomed them and excused himself that his shack
Was so small.
But as soon as they had all entered, he sealed them inside
And told them to stay put.
And when the bomb exploded, of all these characters
There was nothing left.
 
Despite this result, my uncle did not lose his cool,
He played the fool.
After the court was summoned, before the jury
He finally began to stammer.
"Gentlemen, this is a terrible accident, but I swear to God,
On my soul and on my conscience,
That by destroying these crazies I am convinced that
I have done a service to France
 
In our time of need."
They sentenced him, then they pardoned him
And the grateful nation
Immediately elected him
Head of the government.

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Sector11 · 2017-07-16 21:02:12

AWESOME! BOOM!

martix · 2017-07-18 06:43:19

Extended level of online tracking! Be aware of cookies. Advanced type of supercookie developed. Production started already.

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Head_on_a_Stick · 2017-07-18 06:48:32

Mmmm... supercookies

Steve · 2017-07-18 10:34:14

martix wrote:

If anyone touches my cookies ill strap them to the next missile launch !

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Steve · 2017-07-18 10:46:17

Yes we found the cookie thief thanks for you intel mr Rodman!...........

Sector11 · 2017-07-18 14:53:10

Steve wrote:

martix wrote:
https://cdn.scrot.moe/images/2017/07/18/ka.th.jpg
If anyone touches my cookies ill strap them to the next missile launch !

Wait a sec ... that's damo's line!

Sun For Miles · 2017-07-18 14:54:40

martix wrote:

https://cdn.scrot.moe/images/2017/07/18/ka.th.jpg

"I am pointing at totally not fake production line that surely contains more than 10 baked rolls."

PackRat · 2017-07-18 21:23:01

I'll swap you two chocolate chip cookies for an extra 20 minutes in the exercise yard.

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