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#51 2021-03-22 23:02:26

Registered: 2016-05-24
Posts: 473

Re: Jokes, One Liners And Riddles

nore wrote:
hhh wrote:

^ I don't get the TDK cassette tape one.

There's no music on the tape. So compared to alphabethical bands like AC/DC, U2 or R.E.M, TDK sucks.

You got it.  That TDK band tapes are blank.
It was a bad translation.

brontosaurusrex wrote:
misko_2083 wrote:

Found a text on an old hard disk titled "Belgrade Graffiti".
- What has four legs and an arm? A happy pit-bull.

Love this one, so positive.

That line was probably in a pet shop commercial. smile

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#52 2021-04-10 04:53:56

Registered: 2017-01-08
Posts: 64

Re: Jokes, One Liners And Riddles

A pirate walks into a bar with the ships' steering wheel stuck to his crotch.

The bartender looks at him and asks, "Hey, you know you have the steering wheel stuck to your crotch?"

Pirate looks at him and says, "Argh it's driving me nuts"

"A graphic representation of data abstracted from the banks of every computer in the human system. Unthinkable complexity. Lines of light ranged in the nonspace of the mind, clusters and constellations of data. Like city lights, receding."

- William Gibson


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