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#26 2020-08-31 23:02:26

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Re: Quote Of The Day

Donald Fagen on Gaucho, 1980 wrote:

The kid will live and learn as he watches his bridges burn from the point of no return.

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#27 2020-09-06 01:32:05

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So at work today the crew is discussing movies. Grumpy Old Men gets mentioned as a favorite and everyone agrees, then I try to be clever by saying "I don't need to watch the movie because I'm living it!", which gets a laugh.

My twenty-year younger coworker, without a pause, says "Well, I'm living Groundhog Day so I think I have you beat."

Needless to say, jaws dropped and howls erupted, that was a good comeback.

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#28 2020-09-21 19:32:48

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Cracking up watching a really stupid comedy, Norm McDonald and Artie Lange in 'Dirty Work' (1998)

*love interest* You two are brothers?

*Norm*
Yeah, it's a long story.

*Artie* My dad boned his mom.

*Norm* OK, it's a short story.

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