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#2601 2019-03-02 23:51:18

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I didn't find an answer in The Science of Vampirism, but maybe there are some links you can follow up tongue


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#2602 2019-03-03 00:03:14

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There is only one vampire in the entire world. He does fart though, the gas is what transforms him into a bat.

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It's horrible to witness, actually. First, a stinky fart, and then... poof ... a guano machine is flapping around in your kitchen.

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#2603 2019-03-03 00:12:55

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LMAO guys. big_smile

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#2604 2019-03-03 00:21:26

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And you're all sarcastic afterwards... "Weird flex, Vlad, but OK."

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#2605 2019-03-03 00:44:47

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hhh wrote:

There is only one vampire in the entire world. He does fart though, the gas is what transforms him into a bat.

https://cdn.scrot.moe/images/2019/03/03/dracula.jpg

It's horrible to witness, actually. First, a stinky fart, and then... poof ... a guano machine is flapping around in your kitchen.

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#2606 2019-03-03 03:30:13

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Thanks to the resources senor Damo provided, though doesn't quite answer the question, does say..

Smell/Hearing:

Both senses are extremely acute: thanks to a combination of hypertrophic cerebral neurons and additional receptor cells, hearing range is tripled while smell is tenfold.

This would bring the danger associated with a silent but deadly situation into much more hazardous levels. Three times better chance of hearing it coming but 10 times the smell! tongue

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#2607 2019-03-03 06:44:01

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^Their diet is full of protein, so I guess answer is yes.

I wonder if bacteria in their colons are undead.

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#2608 2019-03-03 08:20:19

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BLizgreat! wrote:

Do vampires fart?

you have kids at home? sounds like they inspired you.
anyhoo, assuming a vampire undergoes some fundamental change in metabolism when it changes from human, and its only nutrition is blood, i'd say it's well possible it does indeed NOT fart (much)(*).
or maybe it depends on the quality, freshness and provenance of the blood. like: "ugh, that cheap cow blood always gives me wind!"

(*) i believe anybody's metabolism produces some wind.

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#2609 2019-03-03 09:39:24

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#2610 2019-03-03 10:23:07

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BLizgreat! wrote:

With time on my hands, at the moment, I am left to ponder the mysteries of the universe. While doing such, an intriguing question occurred. Do vampires fart? I mean they're dead but still, they eat(errrr or at least drink) so it's got to go somewhere. So???

Perhaps this was a post I should've waited to do around Halloween though. tongue

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Besides, there are mites that eat/drink but neither fart nor poo. They live in the hair follicles of our eye-brows and we get them from our mums.

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#2611 2019-03-03 20:01:42

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damo wrote:

"He's making a mockery of you". That was hilarious. Thanks for posting.

The smile on my face after seeing that will last for hours.


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#2612 2019-03-03 22:38:22

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Well, that has gone nicely. Vampire quotes, are you listening ohnonot?

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#2613 2019-03-03 22:41:11

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#2614 2019-03-03 22:46:05

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Wait a second... not the wrong thread. We have stayed on-topic for a dozen posts or so! Cats and dogs living together... utter chaos!

And now for something completely different...

https://www.sushifaq.com/sushi-sashimi- … tems-fugu/

Damn, not completely different. Still animal related and somewhat vampire-ish. I have failed.

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#2615 2019-03-03 22:57:29

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#2616 2019-03-03 23:19:14

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The strays I feed are highly judgmental and quite skeptical of the content in this meme. I think they're done with memes entirely, but I haven't checked their Instagram accounts.

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#2617 2019-03-03 23:25:35

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#2618 2019-03-04 00:55:05

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LMFAO, at all this, tis good. smile +1 Damo on bat video, hilarious.

Besides, there are mites that eat/drink but neither fart nor poo. They live in the hair follicles of our eye-brows and we get them from our mums.

That is honestly disturbing.

Somebody has to ask/answer the hard questions Ohnonot's, if not BL off-topic, who will?! smile

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#2619 2019-03-04 01:32:10

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damo wrote:

He's like McGregor he's got no legs left. lol lol lol

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#2620 2019-03-04 01:36:19

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Living in the Star Wars universe apparently sucks...

https://www.grunge.com/49777/suck-live- … -universe/

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#2621 2019-03-09 23:44:37

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#2622 2019-03-10 00:09:06

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Weird flex with the wet-suit thong, but OK. I'm not here to kink-shame.

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#2623 2019-03-10 04:39:45

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^ Would make a cool band name, kink-shame. You better note it as copyrighted. tongue

The former post on how much living in star wars was really biased. Not much in depth and oh so unrealistic! Errrr coming from the guy who was asking if vampires fart, a few posts back, guess I shouldn't nitpick. big_smile

Here's one that gets me, why do some people always end their forum posts signing their username? We can see their user name, what's with this!?

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#2624 2019-03-10 04:45:22

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Oh yeah!  Metallica are here in October.  Was gonna take my eldest to Ozzy next weekend but he cancelled.  I'm pretty sure seeing Metallica for your first concert is just as good as Ozzy.  He is a huge Slipknot fan and they are opening for 'Tallica.  The boy is chuffed.


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#2625 2019-03-10 12:47:28

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^ Bound to have a good time. smile

After watching Slob-sans link. Two very solid conclusions present. If you're gonna jump/fall off a cliff, it's best to do so underwater. Also rock climbing would have to be similar.

BLizgreat < wth? For real, why do people do that!? tongue

Being a dork but if any post name signers wish to step forward and explain, would be great.

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